if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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