then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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