I'm so fucking centered right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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