lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i wish my penis had a tongue
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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