Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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