Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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