he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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