you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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