We tried having a conversation with our noses.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize