hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Buhtt sex?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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