Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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