I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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