I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Green mimosas i think yes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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