Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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