Define "chronic" masturbator.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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