Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.