She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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