Sry I called you an 8
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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