I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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