just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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