Fuck appropriateness.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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