Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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