I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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