in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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