Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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