Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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