I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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