did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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