I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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