rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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