Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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