You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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