I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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