Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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