My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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