erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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