five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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