i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin