So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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