I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
