do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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