Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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