he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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