There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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