Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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