watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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