you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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