We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
