I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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