shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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