I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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