I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize