all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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