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That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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