Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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