this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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