kristin has been a bad kristin
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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